Wednesday, July 02, 2008

I'm alive! I'm alive!

Okay, so if you're still peeking in on this wondering, "Where the fuck is Courtney?"

I'm here.

What have I been doing all this time?

I've been on strike
I've procrastinated
I've had my ovaries removed
I've been on vacation
I dealt with major damage to my house
I got knocked up
I got very much UN-knocked up
I rediscovered my love of Little Debbie Zebra Cakes
I've been training to bike 200 hundred miles
I've been on the radio and TV
I've lost my job
I've been happy about said job loss
I got a new job
I switched careers
I did tons of breast cancer stuff
I experienced girl on girl action at a family wedding... (well, not me personally, but still)

What? WHAT?! WHAT?!?!?!? You say... Back the truck up, mack. Hit the tape deck and rewind, Casey Casem.

Relax, internet readers... all will be explained.

Over the next couple of weeks, I will be FINALLY posting all the posts I'd only half written this whole time. In order for it to make sense for any Susie Breast Cancer who stumbles upon this tome of wisdom, I wll be posting them according to their original dates. Starting all the way back in October/November. So what do you do if you're trying to catch up?

Scroll the hell down until you get to the first post you don't recognize. Read. Repeat.

Happy reading :)


Jayne said...
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Anonymous said...

Oh, Courtney, how we've missed you!!! Thank you for coming back to blog-land and keeping us posted. Hang in there. Jen Liss

Anonymous said...

It's like Christmas! Glad to see your words again.

Anonymous said...

omg, I totally know what I'm doing for the rest of the workday!!! woohoo! Thanks Courtney! :)

Anonymous said...

Welcome back!!!

StephanieG said...

so glad to see you're back. your blog was the first "cancer" blog i found and read the day of my biopsy. and i read it from start to finish. thanks for the candid words...i enjoy your writing!

Seth Derek Aronson said...

Dear Courtney,

Hello. Glad to see you're alive and well! My name is Seth. My soulmate Audrey passed away from breast cancer last year. In her memory, I’ve been analyzing a panoply of “alternative” cancer treatments, to determine their effectiveness. I’ve applied for a grant to move the project along: Ideablob pays $10,000 to whomever gets the most votes for their idea each month. You can see my “Beat Cancer” project here:

If you can find it in your heart to vote for my idea, I would sincerely appreciate it. If you could forward this message to others, and encourage them to vote, that would help even more.

Thank you.

Seth Aronson

"One idea lights 1000 candles."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

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